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lesbianightwing:

when ryan says “let’s get into the theories” and the Suspenseful Music™ starts playing reblog if you agree

(via ghostwheeze)

your fave is problematic: fox mulder

nausiccaa:

1. Believes in literally everything except 4 himself

2. Looks like a kicked puppy 99.9% of the time

3. Gives his TOTALLY PLATONIC fbi partner forehead kisses???? (Kill me)

4. Too fuckin tall + cries a lot

5. Wears turtlenecks w/ the sleeves rolled up

In conclusion: his first name is fucking fox just stay away, stay away and save yourself the heartache

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lesbian-han-solo:

milolikesthings:

real-live-dragon:

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

This is an actual plot point in the book though as I recall, he doesn’t like hunting adults usually because hes a) a cowardly parasite and b) Children have very tangible fears that can be easily manifested physically while adults generally have quite abstract or conceptual fears about the future, or events, or feelings.

pennywise aint shit

Abstract fears have reached the youngins these days, pussywise gonna starve

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brokenheartsandflowerpots:

Listen. Babe.

Spike. is Terrible.

TERRIBLE

And I love him.

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atheistj:

me: *sees Harrison Ford trending on twitter*

me:

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